You fall head first into...

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You fall head first into the well, only to drown in the nastiest possible way in foulsmelling eviltasting gutrotting fleshcreeping vomitmaking vilelooking GUNK.

#DIE

But you are not bothered at all by this, and need but go up to the Wiz room and put your feet up in front of the fire to get nice and dry again.