Milton Keynes - The Centre of the Known Universe
A vast structure rears its ugly head before you, belching steam and other less attractive vapours.. In front of you, just visible through the mist (not MIST) is a huge statue of a strange hairy man wearing shades.. all in pure white polystyrene. Arthur Smith stands nearby, drying his washing over a Bilocation Conduit and causing havoc in Bermuda.
The High Street runs at the feet of the statue from east to west, littered with paper cups.