You are standing on the...

[north: 500] [south: 489]

You are standing on the edge of a giant banana, which stretches away into

the distance. The edges of the banana appear to have holes in them, in fact it appears to be a tractor feed banana To the north you can see the gleaming spires of Milton Keynes although knowing the average tractor feed banana you could probably never come back this way again To the south is the cliff edge.