You are standing in a small corridor, the officers cabins are north east and west.
The Mega Elevator Thingy is south.
There is a large 'piece' of grafitti on the wall proclaiming the fact that you are now at the edge of sanity/reality and that if you read this sign you will slowly fade out of reality to point of vanishing in a flurry of absolutely no underwear other than the ones worn by the albatross in return to the past!