You find yourself on a misty path that seems to lead towards a strange forest, or perhaps a wood!!
You feel compelled to visit this majestic place, and do not even feel deterred (yet!) by a small sign set in the ground in front of you, which quite simply states...
Turn back now, or meet thy doom. Televisions can be harmful to your health!!!
You can turn back from the wood and go west if you don't have any Carling Black Label, or head on in eastwards...to who knows what!